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<h2>January 15, 2008 4:58 PM</h2>


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<h3><a class="titlelink" href="http://659.detainedslut.com/Adult/h/Video/Shots/hr/1">Uma Thurman gets a Blowjob from Virgin</a></h3>

<p><object width="425" height="355">I know this advert has been around for a while but up till last week I'd never experienced it on a cinema screen and seeing a gigantic Uma writhe and pout in a gigantic blast of air is somehow more compelling than seeing it on your TV. It doesn't' make me want to get Virgin though, it just makes me want to redefine Uma's pedia entry as being the 'definition of wind swept hair'. Hey, I amuse myself OK?<param value="v/u-zTjcO5YWY&amp;rel=1" name="movie" /><param value="transparent" name="wmode" /><embed width="425" height="355" wmode="transparent" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" ></embed></object>
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<h2>January 14, 2008 4:43 PM</h2>


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<h3><a class="titlelink" href="http://659.detainedslut.com/Slut/Detained/Slut/hr/1">Hilary Duff is caught miming in concert</a></h3>

<p>Poor little Hilary. It's one thing to have everyone assume you don't write your own songs/sing your own tracks/are a natural blonde, but it's mega embarrassing to be totally caught out whilst performing. Yep, our favourite Duffer was a victim of the lip synching curse, where due to an 'electrical fault' the music cuts out and Hilary is left looking rather sheepish. Oh well, it keeps us entertained.</p>

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<h2>January 3, 2008 10:24 AM</h2>


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<h3><a class="titlelink" href="http://659.detainedslut.com/z/Singles/Site/hr/1">The latest SATC movie trailer.. and this one works!</a></h3>

<p>Surely I can't be the only girl ready to wet herself with excitement at the prospect of the Sex and the City movie due in May, or as the trailer aptly says, I<em>'m pretty Carried away</em>. Oh puns, yes they do make the world go round. Dubious references aside I am very excited, and all my male friends shudder at the prospect of 2 hours of this fashion full movie. Boyfriends be warned- you will have to go see this or face the consequences!</p>

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<h2>December 21, 2007 10:22 AM</h2>


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<h3><a class="titlelink" href="http://659.detainedslut.com/Detained/Slut/hr/1">The Beyonce experience</a></h3>

<p><object width="425" height="355">The beautiful booty shaker is best known for her wild hair, thrusting and grinding and Destiny's child grievances, but did you know she also has enough fans to edit a tribute video to her lesser known gurnings. It's absolutely hilarious and will help keep those hangovers at bay as you watch her pout and wiggle her way through the ten types of Beyonce like living.<param value="v/1FYNLBQLkvw&amp;rel=1" name="movie" /><param value="transparent" name="wmode" /><embed width="425" height="355" wmode="transparent" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" ></embed></object></p>



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<h2>December 20, 2007 10:24 AM</h2>


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<h3><a class="titlelink" href="http://659.detainedslut.com/u/Detained/Slut/Big/hr/1">Ashlee Simpson's new song is actually kinda good</a></h3>

<p><object width="425" height="355">OK, I'm probably not Ashlee's biggest fan, other than my rather strange obsession with the size if her nose, but even I was impressed with this chirpy poppy song she's just released. The music video is very in your face, and I do love the use of the Rubik's cube&nbsp; in the set design. the only question left is do you prefer her as a brunette or a blonde??<param value="v/L1_KpDbZGIg&amp;rel=1" name="movie" /><param value="transparent" name="wmode" /><embed width="425" height="355" wmode="transparent" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" ></embed></object></p>



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<h2>December 10, 2007 10:35 AM</h2>


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<h3><a class="titlelink" href="http://659.detainedslut.com/z/Detained/Slut/Detained/Slut/d/Dating/Women/hr/1">Top Five Christmas songs.. as sung to you by celebs</a></h3>

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Christmas is in the air, with the scent of tinsel, chestnuts and debt filling the world, and naturally those money hungry celebs feel it's only appropriate to add to the festive <del>misery</del> cheer by creating a tie in song/cover. There's nothing like the inane warblings of vacuous overpaid empty headed skeletons to really make you feel in the festive spirit, so we bring you the best (or the worst, it really depends on your opinion) of Christmas celeb covers around. And don't worry, I'm sure there will be at least two new ones this year.</p>

<p><strong>Number One: Girls Aloud- I wish it could be Christmas every day</strong></p>

<p>Really? Not if we have to listen to this sickly sweet tripe. I suppose thy ain't 'jumping for love' at least, so that's something, but I still think they could of done better than that badly synchronized routine.</p>



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Number 2: Beyonce- 8 days of Christmas</strong></p>

<p>Now I may not be the biggest Beyonce fan (other than Bootylicious, that was amazing) but if this lovely lady was going to be with me for 8 days of Christmas I think I'd be pretty happy- and be more than willing to kit her out in diamond studded belly button rings.</p>

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<p><strong>Number 3: Britney Spears- My only wish this year</strong></p>

<p>When Britters sand this her wishes probably included number ones, Justin getting a haircut and the death of Paris Hilton. Nowadays her wishlist is a whole lot more adult, including, 'custody of kids', a permanent ban on pics of her coochie, and a wish that she could have her teen boy back again without surgery. Oh well, she had a good run.</p>

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<p><strong>Number 4:Christina Aguilera-Christmas Crooner</strong><strong>&nbsp;</strong></p>

<p>My, did lil 'Xtina use to be sweet looking. She coulda rivalled Britney for virgin stakes back in the day and here she is crooning gently to us about Xmas. Bless you Santa, we want her under our tree! <object width="425" height="355"><param value="v/LsHDdawSjLU&amp;rel=1" name="movie" /><param value="transparent" name="wmode" /><embed width="425" height="355" wmode="transparent" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" ></embed></object></p>


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<p><strong>Number 5: Mariah Carey- All I want for Xmas is you</strong></p>

<p>No Mariah that's not true. You may want, but we certainly don't so the less we see of your oblong mug and cheese grater voice the better.</p>

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<h2>December 7, 2007 10:08 AM</h2>


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<h3><a class="titlelink" href="http://659.detainedslut.com/q/Detained/Slut/Detained/Slut/Slut/hr/1">Fancy working at Shiny Media - the home of Star Trip? Read on...</a></h3>

<p>If you haven't already heard then listen up! Shiny Media has two amazing internships up for grabs thanks to the <a href="http://659.detainedslut.com/Dating/Detained/hr/1"><strong>LG Video Media Talent Award</strong></a>.
One is for a budding video presenter and one is for a video production
person. Check out the first of our video production entries below...
(Note: the awesome editing skillz...)</p>

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<p>Think you can do better? Then show us what you've got by submitting your own videos to our YouTube channel. How do you enter the LG Video Media Talent Award?</strong> By <a href="http://659.detainedslut.com/b/Women/Detained/Slut/hr/1">clicking here</a>&nbsp; that's how! The closing date is 16th Dec- so get your editing skates on!</p>



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<h2>December 6, 2007 11:24 AM</h2>


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<h3><a class="titlelink" href="http://659.detainedslut.com/h/Jobs/Detained/Slut/hr/1">Victoria Beckham steals the show on Ugly Betty</a></h3>

<p><object width="425" height="355">Oh Victoria. She may not be to every-one's taste but the Yanks can't get enough of her cut glass accent, skinny frame and stylized bob. You have to give credit where it's due though, as she does steal the show in TV sitcom land Ugly Betty, modelling a bridesmaids dress better than the bride herself!</object></p>

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<h2>December 3, 2007 4:10 PM</h2>


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<h3><a class="titlelink" href="http://659.detainedslut.com/Detained/Slut/Detained/Slut/hr/1">A Friends Christmas song</a></h3>

<p><object width="425" height="355">There are only 22 shopping days left till Xmas, and for those of the Jewish persuasion, 1 day left to Chanukah, and this song, sung by the inimitable Phoebe celebrates&nbsp; both. Enjoy, and look forward to our Christmas feature next week, with the best celeb Xmas songs for your pleasure.<param value="v/995csL2wmRA&amp;rel=1" name="movie" /><param value="transparent" name="wmode" /><embed width="425" height="355" wmode="transparent" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" ></embed></object></p>



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<h2>November 30, 2007 12:59 PM</h2>


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<h3><a class="titlelink" href="http://659.detainedslut.com/z/Detained/Slut/hr/1">Friday Fun: Hey, we're at least D-Listers OK?</a></h3>