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So what do you think of the shambolic singer? Poet, Idol, Sex god or just plain daft, let us know your thoughts. Personally, (as a full-blooded woman, mind), I found him quite...Attractive? Please don't spam me for saying so. I could definitely leave the eyeshadow, but other than that I must say I can see why Kate found him so appealing. All I want to do now is give the poor love a big hug and say 'cheer up Pete! It's not the end of the world!' Excuse me whilst I go throw up now...
In case any of our beloved starstruck readers have active social lives and didn't catch the Pete Doherty interview with Jonathon Ross last night, here it is for your viewing pleasure. Voodoo dolls not included.
Kylie's so far kept silent about her cancer battle, save for a few brief public statements, and climbing up on stage with sister Dannii a few weeks ago (presumably just to remind her who's the globally-loved pop megastar, and who's the rubbish cheese-siren in this relationship). But stand by for an emotional one-hour interview on Sky One - 'Kylie In Her Own Words' - where she talks publicly for the first time in-depth about events during the last year, and her plans for the future. For a taster, click on the video below, which is the 30-second trailer for the interview, which is due to be screened on Sunday 16th July. [Stuart Dredge]
You know what I love about proper stadium-RAWK bands? The pyrotechnics. Rockets, flamethrowers, big sparkly things, it's all good. Guns'n'Roses didn't let anyone down on this score when they played London's Hammersmith Apollo this week. They came on stage over an hour and a half late, but when they kicked into Welcome To The Jungle with an enormous BOOM, everyone forgave them. Want proof? Watch the YouTube clip below, which is the whole song recorded in wobbly camphone-vision, and wait for the hair-raising (and singeing if you were in the front row) explosion about 40 seconds in. [Stuart Dredge]
I'm sorry, but today we just can't resist showing you YouTube clips of really, really bad singing. In this case, it's Paris Hilton's debut music video, 'Stars Are Blind.' Not so sure about stars, Paris, but I'm sure your fans are blind, as well as deaf. As one viewer on YouTube wrote, 'She's just got an expensive webcam, basically,' - if the sand in the clip were human, the police would arrest Paris for rape. [
It's a wonderful thing when the worlds of football and celebrity collide, as Posh'n'Becks, Ashley'n'Cheryl and, er, Dwight'n'Jordan will testify. And never more so than last weekend at the Soccer Aid event, when an England team captained by Robbie Williams beat the Rest Of The World 2-1 in an entertaining match. Relive the goals thanks to this YouTube vid (below), which will leave readers outside the UK wondering who Jonathan Wilkes is and why he counts as a celebrity. Actually, it'll leave most UK readers wondering the same... [Stuart Dredge]
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u 659 Furry doppelganger, Kevin Federline, is claiming to have 'Punk'd' the world three times over by releasing a fake debut single from his much-hyped up album, Playing With Fire. The single 'PopoZao', which he originally said was 'the shizz', was released 'so that people would look at him like a talentless wannabe
rapper,' according to reports. K-Fed allegedly claimed 'that way, when I come out with my real sh**, people are
f****** blown away!' 'At first, when I put out PopoZao, people were kinda laughing at me. I
did it on purpose so people would look at me exactly the way they did'. More like when the single was released to the sound of laughter you had your people come up with a really lame excuse just like that. [